Somewhat true, hmmm

"Maybe this explains that weird mamat kancil’s attitude"- Kakwa

Top reasons why ladies today are still single??

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men, who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

‘Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.'

Bestnye!

~ One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life.

~ Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that Faith is his twin.

Kahlil Gibran

30 Qs

1. Bekas kekasih saya adalah: johnny depp, tp die tgh hidup dlm dosa bersama live-in gfnye dan anak2 mereka

2. Saya sedang mendengar:lagu yang tak sedap di hitz.fm. Tp di rumah, playlist saye includes lagu2 seperti no surprise-daughtry, whatever it takes- lifehouse, father and son- alain clark, tanpa- 6ixth sense, what if u- Joshua radin, flightless bird American mouth- iron & wine, everybody knows- john legend, please don’t stop the rain- james Morrison, kerinduan- Sheila majid, etc sebab saya kurang hobi dan poyo :p

3. Mungkin saya patut:belajar mcmane nak flirt sbb kawan baik saye ckp die akan sepak terajang saye kalau saye ckp saye tak tau mcmane nak mulekan conversation dgn seseorg lelaki yg saye suke

4. Saya suka: seseorg lelaki yg memandu kancil putih. Tp saye tak tau ape2 langsung pasal die melainkan die memandu kancil putih, huahhaha. Selain itu saye suke sgt membeli buku dan membaca. Buku terakhir saye bace adalah Breaking Dawn, the final twilight quadrilogy. Ia membuatkan saye ingin berkahwin dgn Edward Cullen kerana die sgt romantic dan hot

5.Sahabat-sahabat baik saya adalah: mereka yang menerima saye seadanye dan tidak mengjudge saye bile saye ckp perkare2 seperti saye tak keluar lepas maghrib, saye tido awal (by 10pm), saye tak reti flirt (walaupun ade yg nak resort to battery), saye sgt paranoid bile memandu atau bejalan seorgn, etc.

6.Saya tak paham: mcmane sesetgh manusie sgt confident dan bole flirt like crazy without feeling the least bit embarrassed…. Kagum diriku ini

7.Saya kehilangan: rase carefree yg dulu ade mase zmn sekolah… sekrg byk sgt pikir, membuatkan saye rase nak mencarut sekuat-kuat hati

8.Ramai yang berkata: saye ni high-maintenance dan mempunyai taste yg tinggi- kalau menginginkan seseorg teman hidup yg sembahyang 5 waktu tu tergolong dlm mempunyai taste yg tinggi, then I do have high taste, U IDIOT!!!

9.Makna nama saya: kegembiraan. Tp kenape saye suke mencarut? I blame the ppl around me and the hormones (because I am always right… usually) huahahha

10.Cinta (sejati) itu adalah: something I dream about. Ape2 pun, my 1st true love would be for Allah swt, my religion and what comes with my religion

11.Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang: mengorek hidung sambil membuat muke blur ala2 garang supaye org takut nak tegur

12.Saya akan cuba: ingat untuk sentiase bersyukur dan redha dgn semua yg berlaku kerana pasti ada hikmah di sebaliknye. Dan saye akan cube mendpt info mengenai mamat kancil itu (walaupun pagi tadi, saye rase die nampak mcm ajai, euww... didn’t look like that sebelum ni, hmmm)

13.Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud: yang mendalam. Ia mengingatkan saya tentang alam akhirat nanti. Indahnye kalau ditempatkan di dalam syurga firdausi selama-lamanya

14.Telefon bimbit saya: telah nazak dan perlu digantikan. Tp saye rase malas nak membazir duit gaji utk membeli hp baru. Lagipun nokia brand yahudi, jd saye tak tau nak pilih brand ape lg

15.Bila saya terjaga dari tidur: it’s usually due to my alarm, saye akan melihat waktu di astro decoder dan switch off alarm hp saye dan switch on phone. Kalo saye terjage tibe2 pulak, saye berdoa utk diampunkan dosa, dimurahkan rezeki, dijauhkan dr musibah dan dipercepatkan jodoh :p

16.Saya paling meluat apabila: saye becakap dgn org yg suke tangkap lentok dan jiwang2. mintak jauhkan anak cucu sampai akhirat

17.Pesta/Parti adalah: not my cup of tea. Tp saye suke lepak dgn family saye, kwn2, relatives yg satu kepale, berjam-jam at times. But I wouldn’t call it a party, maybe a small/ intimate get together

18.Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah: kucing parsi anti saye yg bergelar kundoq (kundur in bahasa utara)

19.Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah: Childhood of course! (tiru feej)

20.Hari ini: saye telah senyum in the inside sbb saye nampak mamat kancil setelah lame die mia

21.Malam ini saya akan: cube untuk tidur nyenyak, tolongla Ya Allah

22.Esok pula saya akan: belagak cool bile park kerete padahal I’ll be thinking, will I see him again today?

23.Saya betul-betul inginkan: James McAvoy atau Robert Pattinson atau Jason Mraz atau Johnny Depp atau Alex Pettyfer atau Taylor Kitsch atau Timothy Olyphant atau Shane West atau Daniel Craig atau Jason Statham atau Steven Strait atau Mark Ruffalo atau Seth Green atau Lee Min Ho atau Kim Hyun Joong atau Hyun Bin atau Song Seung Heon atau Won Bin atau Gong Yoo atau Lee Dong Wook atau Archie Kao atau Daniel Wu (I’m not choosy)

24.Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini: saye terpikir “apesal eye bags ni besar sekolah?”

25.Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan: pusat membeli-belah yg tak crowded dan ade kedai buku mantap!

26.Makanan Barat atau Jepun: Hmm.. both!(tiru feej)

27.Bilik yang terang atau gelap: terang for reading or beading, gelap for a good night’s sleep

28.Makanan segera adalah: something I’m hoping to cut back on, trying veeeery hard :p

29.Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang?"ok, afah nak balik dah, Assalamualaikum”

30.Saya rindu:Ketenangan dan rase contented yg dulu saye selalu rase mase kecik, skrg ni mcm2 sgt pikir, mcmane nak relax?!


saye mengetag en. Hairi dan Ijam

Apesal dia vampire? ni ngak fair!

I just started on the 1st of the Twilight quadrilogy. from what i've read up till now, i'm sure that:

1. I'm in love with Edward Cullen (will u marry me?)
2. The movie is nothing compared to the novel (seriously, byknye scenes dipotong, hrmph!!!)
3. I'm in love with Edward Cullen
4. If I was Bella, I'd ask Mike and Jacob to leave me the hell alone
5. I'm in love with Edward Cullen

Man, I love this

Life is too short to wake up with regrets,
SO LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO TREAT YOU RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT THE ONE’S WHO DON’T (i'm trying, i'm trying!)
Believe everything happens for a reason (i know, but why's it so hard to remember this when shit happens?!)
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands... If it changes your life, let it (wht abt the no regrets part? hmm)