Me: I think I’m in love.
BFF: Yeah? So which Korean celebrity is it this time?
Me: Haha, very funny. Seriously, this time it’s for real.
BFF: So, who’s the lucky guy?
Me: This is where it gets tricky… He’s my brother’s best friend.
BFF: You know what you have to do right?
Me: Keep my undying love a secret forever?
BFF: No, tell him how you feel!
Me: Who, my brother?
BFF: His best friend, Einstein (eyes rolling).
Me: Sure, when hell freezes over.
BFF: C’mon, what have you got to lose?
Me: My pride, my dignity, my life. The list goes on. I mean, what if he tells me to get lost?
BFF: You’ll live.
Me: You’re just so supportive, aren’t you? (eyes rolling)... I’ll think about it.
A few days later
BFF: Have you told him?
Me: Seriously dude? These things take time.
A few weeks later
BFF: Have you told him?
Me: Still building my courage. Gimme a break.
A few months later
BFF: You’re never going to tell him are you?
Me: C’mon, have faith.
A year later
Me: Guess what?
BFF: What?
Me: I told him.
BFF: And I thought I’d never live to see this day. How did it go?
Me: Good.
BFF: AND?...
Me: Imagine my surprise when he loved me back :)